Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Guess Who Said It...

Hubby Blue is a cop.  Wifey Blue is a teacher.  Guess who said it this week...

"I need to take off my vomit shoes before I come in the house."
"Your own or someone else's?"
"Someone else's.  I stepped in it."

"I looked down and I could see three lice crawling around on this girl's head.  Then my head itched all day."
"Do you want me to check your head?"

Sometimes, it's like being a cop and being a teacher are KINDA the same thing! :)

1 comment:

  1. HA, HA! My sister is a teacher and now I'm going to start comparing her stories to Officer's - I'll be sure and tell you if there are similar good ones. Happy Wednesday!


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