Hubby Blue is a cop. Wifey Blue is a teacher. Guess who said it this week...
"I need to take off my vomit shoes before I come in the house."
"Your own or someone else's?"
"Someone else's. I stepped in it."
"I looked down and I could see three lice crawling around on this girl's head. Then my head itched all day."
"Do you want me to check your head?"
Sometimes, it's like being a cop and being a teacher are KINDA the same thing! :)